Setting: Erin and Billy are playing "The Good Samaritan" on the trampoline. Erin is playing the robbers, the narrator, the priest, the Levite, AND the Samaritan. Billy is playing the travelling Jew lying beaten on the ground.
Erin:.........and now along comes the Samaritan (that's me) and I stop and I look at you and I decide I will help you. change to a Samaritan style of voice Excuse me, would you like some help?
Billy - laying in a relaxed 'beaten' position: No thanks, I'm fine.
I nearly wet myself laughing