Two little boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his voice.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW PLAYSTATION! I PRAY FOR A NEW FOOTBALL! I PRAY FOR A NEW SCOOTER!"
His older brother turned to him and whispered,
"Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf!"
His little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"